i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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