like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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