I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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