You work out of a Hotel?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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