they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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