East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Green mimosas i think yes
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I didn't notice because vodka
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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