But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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