I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So squirting runs in the family.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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