She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Pooping to opera.
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