do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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