Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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