no, he came in my armpit
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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