i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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