Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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