dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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