Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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