That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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