this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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