Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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