Old men and throwing up are my life now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the day after is always just damage control
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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