at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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