Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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