I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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