Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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