Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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