Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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