yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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