While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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