Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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