I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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