normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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