what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You've changed since you got that strap on
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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