YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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