I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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