So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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