I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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