My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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