Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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