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(949): View more from California

who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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(619): View more from California

I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(703): View more from Virginia

well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too

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(712): View more from Iowa

The police scanner is talking about you again....

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.

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(740): View more from Ohio

he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks

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(805): View more from California

If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?

(1-805): View more from California

Only if you start before I get home!

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