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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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