I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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