Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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