What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
