brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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