How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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