great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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