i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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