The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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