Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Yo dont text me then not text me
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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