i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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