He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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