Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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