Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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