we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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