Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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