i don't like sucking hair
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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