Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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