I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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